I must be too annoying 4 u.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
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