sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I want to stick my p in your. b.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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