i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
do herpes really smell.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
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