Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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