I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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