Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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