Nicole vs. Life
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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