found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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