Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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