There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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