Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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