I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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