It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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