just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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