I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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