used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
i out mim tonsoeep
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