just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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