What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
