hell yes lets make some ravioli
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
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