Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
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