just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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