so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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