actually, I'm a sock model
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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