Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
handjob tips. give me some.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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