gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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