Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
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