I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
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