i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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