Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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