Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
this just has baby written all over it
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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