i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I didn't notice because vodka
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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