How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I would ride that face into the sunset
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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