Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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