your room smells of hookers.
And success
P.S. I can't hear my feet
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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