im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
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