he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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