so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I'm passing your future prison.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
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