ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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