I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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