he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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