I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
