I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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