isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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