Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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