i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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