that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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