wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
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