Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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