You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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