Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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