I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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