We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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