You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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