When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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