I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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